Drunk Drama Queen

This is what happens when a dipsomaniac drama queen has a little too much time on her hands. She rants, she raves, she's random...enjoy

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Uh...

Quick. Is there anyone in the Sacramento-To-Greater-San-Francisco-Bay-Area that has a black cat of medium build that can be trained easily and is willing to have it's mind wiped?

Not that there's uh, any particular reason. You know. Nothing to see here really. I mean unless you have a black cat that you are willing to part with.

(But if you do can you bring a shovel also? Maybe some garbage bags? Oh, and point me in the direction of a reasonably sized plot of bare land that goes at least three feet deep?)

(Not that anything happened Annie. Jay, Jim, Amber and I have everything under control. So just have yourself another pina colada, kick back and enjoy your cruise.)

(But before you get too drunk there's no chance that Cosmic Creepers had a doppelganger with identical tags in the downtown area is there?)

(That's what I thought.)

2 Comments:

  • At 9:29 PM, Blogger The Berserker Librarian said…

    Steph, who needs a black cat anyway? I found a white one that drools a lot, so there won't be too much difference.

    Now should we use spray-paint or magic markers to make it look black?

     
  • At 10:05 AM, Blogger Deathlok said…

    I can gather a few from the neighborhood. I'm sure that you can piece something together.

     

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