Now THAT'S pissed!!

The other day while driving to rehearsal, I saw something rather odd.

Now, keep in mind, that I live downtown in a major metropolitan area. I have seen some pretty bizarre shit...
I've heard people scream outside Dorothea Puente's House in the middle of the night, " Help me, help me- Da Bitch is trying to stab me"

I've been accosted by numerous panhandlers.

I've been told by a woman who lives in a shopping cart that Jesus talks to her pet Iguana named Irving. But Irving doesn't listen because he's agnostic. She wishes Jesus would talk to her instead, because she, unlike Irving, is a Christian.

I've even been chased by a homeless man in a wheelchair. (That, kiddies, is another story for another time)

But nothing compares to what I saw that afternoon. I was stopped at a red light, in a somewhat quiet residential street.

There was a young man- in his late 20's or early 30's, kinda grungy looking.....
(now, I know you are saying , "Uh, DDQ??? There is nothing odd about that" - Well, humor me for a few moments, will ya?)

He was standing on top of the roof of a Green Honda Civic.
There was a young gal locked inside and screaming with all her might....

and the guy was peeing on the hood of the car.
Yes, that guy was up on the roof of the car, assuming the pee pee stance...... and PISSING onto the hood!

Now coming from a party school..and living downtown I have seen people pee before. I've seen drunken coeds peeing in the alley behind the bar. I've seen my drunk ass college roommate pee in the curb outside a club. Hell, I've even seen an actress (in a wedding dress) piss in the greenroom sink right before her entrance! But at no time have I ever before seen someone piss while standing on top of a car with such bravado and confidence....

I don't know how long he'd been holding that in.. or how much he drank beforehand.. but that dude was pissing for quite sometime. The light I was at changed TWICE -before someone behind me started to honk and I had to leave- and it seemed like he was still peeing as I left.

Now I have been so angry at someone that I have threatened to go pee on their tires... I never have carried it out, though. If I was so brazen to actually go carry that thought out- I would go in the dead of the night and drag someone,like Q1, as a lookout or backup... I have never been that -pardon the pun- "pissed" to actually do it in the middle of the afternoon like that!

That, my kiddies, is pretty "pissed off"!!