I feel a breeze......
A buddy of mine asked me to retell this tale.. .
Not too long ago I was running home late from work, and had an appointment right afterwards. I had barely enough time to go home, pee, change my clothes, and run out the door.
I ran through the front door, peeled off my work clothes as I was running to the bedroom.
Changed into a blouse and blazer, put my shoes and socks on.... and ran out the door.
I shut the door behind me....
and stopped suddenly;and said to myself,
"........ pants. Pants would be good here."
I had ran out my front door without any friggen' pants on.
What killed me was that I had actually put socks and shoes on.. and TIED THE LACES on my damn shoes.
My neighbors were REALLY friendly after that incident. I get more Christmas cards from the complex than any other tenant...
There are some days where I shouldn't leave the apartment without a helmet ......
Not too long ago I was running home late from work, and had an appointment right afterwards. I had barely enough time to go home, pee, change my clothes, and run out the door.
I ran through the front door, peeled off my work clothes as I was running to the bedroom.
Changed into a blouse and blazer, put my shoes and socks on.... and ran out the door.
I shut the door behind me....
and stopped suddenly;and said to myself,
"........ pants. Pants would be good here."
I had ran out my front door without any friggen' pants on.
What killed me was that I had actually put socks and shoes on.. and TIED THE LACES on my damn shoes.
My neighbors were REALLY friendly after that incident. I get more Christmas cards from the complex than any other tenant...
There are some days where I shouldn't leave the apartment without a helmet ......
posted by Drunk Drama Queen @ 11:02 AM
7 Comments:
At 1:07 PM,
Zow Zow said…
Well, I've def. left the house with out underwear before. But no pants, that's a whole other level.
At 3:32 PM,
Jay said…
No pants? Well that's pretty funny. I've never done that. Well never got out the door before realizing that I didn't have any pants on.
At 6:46 PM,
Sassy said…
roflmao....
That is too funny. I would of been humilated if I had done something like that. Although I almost left the house one day without a shirt but I didnt actually go out the door
At 12:10 AM,
The Pirate said…
You have no idea how much I love you for posting that. I am unburdened and you are not alone in the world;)
At 9:47 AM,
Anonymous said…
A nightmare come true!
At 11:17 PM,
Drunk Drama Queen said…
QofD- coming from you, that means sooo much! (and it doesn't beat your Corolla- not by a long shot) lol
At 5:12 AM,
Cairde said…
That is too funny! I have wandered out in my slippers, but never without my pants. LOL
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