Does this ever happen to you?
You're at a party, it's filled with EVERYONE YOU KNOW- (maybe because it's a cast party of the Full Monty- that you assistant directed and the cast has gathered to watch the DVD of the production)...
you've got a buzz (because you've drank a bottle and a half of Lambrusco).......
you go to the bathroom (because wetting your pants is NOT an option).....
when you stand up and try to zip up your pants-the zipper gets caught in your underwear......
the more frantic you get- the worse the stuck gets.....
You suddenly realize there is a line forming and people are starting to wonder if you're trying to drown yourself-or going number 2 and they'll need a defcon 5 gas mask before going in after you....
then you hear the gang singing "Happy Birthday" to a cast member (Happy Birthday Drew!)
and you think, "Fuck it" and just rip your underwear free leaving a 1/2 inch hole in your underpants and you leave the bathroom all red faced and sweaty......
WHICH REALLY MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE DOING IN THERE- especially if they heard all the grunting and cussing and jumping........
.....That ever happen???? No?????? Perhaps it's just me, then.......
you've got a buzz (because you've drank a bottle and a half of Lambrusco).......
you go to the bathroom (because wetting your pants is NOT an option).....
when you stand up and try to zip up your pants-the zipper gets caught in your underwear......
the more frantic you get- the worse the stuck gets.....
You suddenly realize there is a line forming and people are starting to wonder if you're trying to drown yourself-or going number 2 and they'll need a defcon 5 gas mask before going in after you....
then you hear the gang singing "Happy Birthday" to a cast member (Happy Birthday Drew!)
and you think, "Fuck it" and just rip your underwear free leaving a 1/2 inch hole in your underpants and you leave the bathroom all red faced and sweaty......
WHICH REALLY MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE DOING IN THERE- especially if they heard all the grunting and cussing and jumping........
.....That ever happen???? No?????? Perhaps it's just me, then.......
posted by Drunk Drama Queen @ 1:02 AM
6 Comments:
At 2:00 AM,
Travis said…
yes...but just once.
I said fuck it and returned to the party as a guy who recently converted to a religion that is violently anti-pants.
At 7:15 AM,
Anonymous said…
Nope, can't say that it ever has. But makin noises in a bathroom that has people wondering wtf is goin on?? Oh yes, that has.. LOL
At 1:18 PM,
The Pirate said…
What the hell. A loooong time ago I had a favorite pair of button-fly jeans that had seen better days. After too many beer-bongs in quick succesion, I was in a hurry to make room for more and ripped off all my buttons. Drunk, I figured the best way to get over it was to come out and announce it to the party. It worked except for the part where random people would tug my jeans down ALL NIGHT LONG, which ended with a busted nose when somebody thought it would be funny to get me while I was walking, which was by the way, broken nose 11 of 13, so far.
At 12:11 PM,
Cairde said…
LOL, bad move to read that post while nearing the point of wetting one's own pants...goodstuff.
At 10:17 AM,
Jay said…
LOL .. ok, so this hasn't really happened to me. But, I think it would be fun. I'd probabaly just go without the undeware just to make sure it doesn't happen though.
At 2:51 PM,
Actress Andrea said…
You fuckin' rock, Anne-Marie. And here I thought it was me who was the only one getting herself into hilarious gaffs like that!
you are an inspiration to all!!!!
*mauh!!*
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